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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Sta.sh
•Mandy is so ugly, that she scared the shit out of the toilet.
•Mandy is so ugly, that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
•Mandy is so ugly, that her shadow ran away from her.
•Mandy is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
•Mandy is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
•Mandy is so ugly, that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
•Mandy is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
•Mandy is so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
•Mandy is so ugly that she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
•Mandy is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Stupid Mandy
•Mandy is so stupid, that she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper!
•Mandy is so stupid, that she got ran over by a parked car.
•Mandy is so stupid, that she got locked in the grocery store and starved.
•Mandy is so stupid, that she bought tickets to "XBox Live"!
•Mandy is so stupid that that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
•Mandy is so stupid that when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
•Mandy is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
•Mandy is so stupid that she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
•Mandy is so stupid that she took a spoon to the superbowl.
•Mandy is so stupid that she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
•Mandy is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
•Mandy is so stupid that when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
•Mandy is so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Fat Mandy
•Mandy is so fat, she has more folds than an origami accordion.
•Mandy is so fat, that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
•Mandy is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
•Mandy is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
•Mandy is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
•Mandy is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Hairy Mandy
•Mandy is so hairy, that big foot took HER picture.
•Mandy is so hairy that if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
are they one in the same
I hate Mandy!